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MAX PAYNE
Max Payne was a very slow moving movie for the first part of the movie. The reason why it was slow though is because it was explaining the story of the movie. The story was very good and kept going with it all the way until the very end. The last half of the movie really kicks it up and has a ton of action. I liked all of the special and visual effects. Their were many slow motion scenes that made the movie cool. The visuals were very good and many of them were shots of tall long buildings. Mark Whalberg was very good and did a stellar job as Max Payne. Mila Kunis was good as t they can use to showcase their style of film making.
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
This movie was a confusing, mixed-up mess that took a while to piece back together in the end, as well as leaving a few plot holes behind. Like what happened to the guys in the beginning that threw Jeff into the toilet, demanding his money? And instead of a clever kidnapping/ransom story, we find out in the end that the girl Bunny never really WAS kidnapped. What?!? Jeff Bridge's character, also named Jeff, or the "Dude" (oh, god) goes through the movie trying to save another man named Lebowski's slutty, porno-star wife (Tara Reid)and gets his ass kicked all the way. This movie sucks.
DUDE WHERES MY CAR
This movie is funny, period. Everyone I know (and like) that saw it thought it was hilarious, including me. I don't understand what people were expecting when they saw this! It was a thousand times funnier than any recent Ben Stiller "comedy". There are at least a dozen scenes that made me laugh out loud. The couple of people that actually wrote a good review for this said that it was so stupid that it was funny. Well, I don't think it was any stupider than most of the unfunny "comedies" that have come out lately...And a lot of people compared the to "Bill and Ted". Why? It was nothing like "Bill and Ted", except for maybe there were 2 male leads, like countless other buddy comedies. You people are just... WRONG!
SEX AND THE CITY
Hearing Samantha saying FABULOUS again after so long...,
I really enjoyed it!! It was like a double episode AND on the big screen!! Everything felt familiar yet a bit different since their lives have moved on and in the end it gave me a sense of closure. For me it absolutely worked. I was really hesitant after visiting IMDb but really for me it had it all - Fabulous Samantha on the west coast, happy Charlotte wife and mom, Miranda on the verge of a nervous breakdown and of course Big.. Carrie moments. And of course Carrie shoes.. In some scenes I laughed my heart out, in others I was (almost) in tears. From a summer night in the theater I am perfectly content. Thanks SaTC I got Carried away..
Ugh.
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